Notes confiscated by a middle school teacher…so great
The Real Secrets Show
A storytelling show dedicated to the art of the secret.
Live the first Wednesday of each month from Comedy Bar - 945 Bloor Street West, Toronto
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Secret: 17
I’m a dude, and I really like reading Seventeen. It’s hilarious.
Secret: They say love is all you need…
This post is NSFW
Secret: What is wrong with you?
This post is NSFW
Secret: More like Can’t-ada
Sometimes I hate Canada
Secret: Oh my nerves!
I always fart when I’m nervous.
Secret: Solidarity!
This post is NSFW
Secret: Like family!
I steal alcohol from relatives at family events (their liquor cabinet’s loss means I won’t punch anyone)
Secret: How Canadian!
When someone is in everyone’s way in a crowded subway station, I’ll purposely run into them, but then say, “oh my god I’m so sorry” so they won’t kick my ass, but still learn that they did something wrong.
Secret: More cousins!
My first cousin once tried to kiss me.
But he’s adopted. It’s ok.
